(O.P.P.= Other People's Poop. A little throw back to Naughty by Nature.)
Ever notice how once you have a baby, your entire world revolves around your baby's poop?
Brody has pooping problems. Obsessing over it is my full-time job. He's either pooping too much or not pooping at all. I plan my day around when I think Brody will poop. Ridiculous, you exclaim? (I heard you.) You've obviously never been around my kid when he's trying to lay The Deuce.
There is much weeping, wailing, and knashing of teeth. (And that's just mommy!)
Seriously, it's the funniest thing I've ever seen. He turns purple, lets out these big "Guhhhhhh" grunting noises (which is why my mom thinks he's saying her name), and makes funny smiley faces.
So,without further ado, I present "The Many Faces of Pooping."
(My kid is so going to need therapy when he grows up...)